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A song written in 1974 by southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in their second ever album Second Helping.
"What song are you listening to?"
"Sweet Home Alabama."
"I love that song!"
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When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
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1) Literally Bringing home the bacon
2) making a lot of money
3) having hot steamy sex.
1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"
2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"
3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"
Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."
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Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)
Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
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Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!
Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
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A fine example of cracker music, it's not really that bad, but its just very, very...(i wanna say white?)
I made my own lyrics for this:
"Sweet home alabama!,
Whitest country in the state!
We gon' hang us a neega,
We'll use my stereo as bait!"
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It means you are stupid.
She is not a very bright girl, the lights are on but nobody is at home.
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