Call it a day

You’re absolutely fed up with everything going on
Or something well shit has happened

You: drops toast
You: think I might just call it a day really

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Anna Day

The day where Anna gets to do whatever she wants except the Anna´s with one N because they are stupid and not worthy because of their one N. All the Anna´s in the world just get to cause chaos.

The Purge = Anna Day

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Guru day

Those days when EVERYONE decides to come and talk to you about their problems and ask you for advice.

Gosh, I'm having a guru day today, didn't get any study done at all!

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eboy day

April 21st of every year is national eboy day.

April 20th
Me: Ready for tomorrow

Friend:What’s tomorrow

Me: National Eboy Day

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day walker

A redhead who can walk freely in the day with out worrying about getting sun burnt. Most redheads are ginger and get sun burnt easily.

Day walkers can get tans and usually have brown eyes and unlike gingers, they have souls.

The word originated from a south park episode called "Ginger kids"

"Winnie is a day walker"

"Day walkers are superior to gingers"

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blowjob day

March 24 all girls give a blowjob to any guy

Hey. It's national blowjob day. Lay down and enjoy!!

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Jade Day

A national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. A big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. Many people even pee their pants. Especially if they have bladder problems.

Lets go celebrate Jade Day!

Oh.....I have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. :(

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