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Stereotyped as the wealthiest school in Bethesda . A school filled with mostly Preppy white kids trying to find a party to seek pleasure in. Dare and take a 5 sec. glance cuz you will be seeing HOT football players, HOT soccer players and GORGEOUS girls dripping in Tiffany's that everyone is jelaous of. Parking lot filled with SUV's and Mercedes Benz. COMPETE is what its all about here. Everyone wants to be better than others. Guys in their Madera shorts and polos while girls with D and G shades therough the halls... oh and did i mention the HOT chicks...? Mainly, If your smart and hot this is where you wanna be
Girls, help me out i cant decide....X5 or the S 500?
walter johnson Walter Johnson High School
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He made his name in the field of "professional wrestling," in which he was (and continues to be) one of the "sport"'s most recognizable figures. After building a reputation in the ring, he made his first silver screen appearance in "The Scorpion King" in 2002.
Since his breakout role in TSK, Johnson has appeared in over thirty titles, and has rapidly become one of the most widely known actors in Hollywood. Not all of his movies have been particularly great, and some of them have been outright horrible; however, this is not entirely Johnson's fault. He is a decent actor who oftentimes gets placed into either god-awful roles in movies with extremely horrible execution, or he gets placed into a role as the generic tough guy with absolutely no room for character development throughout the film. Were he given a decent role that was well written and well executed, I firmly believe that Johnson could become one of the greatest actors of this generation. Perhaps one of his most well-known roles is that of Luke Hobbes in the Fast and the Furious series. This is a perfect example of a situation where the director took Johnson, shoved him into the role of "generic tough badass cop" and said "good enough."
Outside of his professional career, Johnson is known for one thing: being the manliest man since man was first created. He is the epitome of masculinity and a shining example of what a person can do with their life and body if they have the proper motivation and dedication.
A note: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is often colloquially referred to as simply "Dwayne Johnson," or "The Rock."
P1: Hey, did you see that new movie? The one with The Rock in it?
P2: Nah, I haven't gotten a chance. Is it any good?
P1: Yeah. The director sort of screwed Dwayne into another generic, superficial role, though.
P1: Dude, why do you have a picture of Dwayne Johnson in your locker?
P2: Because I hope to someday achieve a body like his.
P1: You can't even commit to a relationship with the girl you've been casually dating for three years. I doubt you have the commitment to achieve this.
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
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An unstoppable duo, whose adventures consist of things including:
Giant moths
Male and Female Plugs
Echoing drum sets
Disgusting coffee from Denny's.
Drinking too much energy juice
Making each other go to dances/ ride horses
Calling each other sluts
Walking to the Snak Shak and getting shitty malts.
Being the best friends we can be to each other.
Dude, Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria are pretty fucking crazy when they're with each other!
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A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.
Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.
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The greatest work of fiction, that is, to even suggest its existence, now or in fact ever in the future, after the director’s Last Jedi went down like a lead balloon, destroying the franchise.
I’m afraid it’s bad news Mr Brown, I’ll tell it to you straight. It’s a rather aggressive tumour. Your chances of getting to 60? Well, I’m afraid I’d have to say you’d have more chance of seeing Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Trilogy…
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A high-school in Clark, NJ where the bathrooms smell like weed and the students that go there are usually brain dead and racist.
Also called ALJ.
Those kids are retarded! They must go to Arthur L Johnson High-school.
Those kids are high and racist, must go to Arthur L Johnson High-school.
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