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Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.
When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.
Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.
When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.
I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.
when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
you are one dirty muff cruncher