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when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
you are one dirty muff cruncher
When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.
I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.
When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.
The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.
the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.
Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.
A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.
Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.
A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks
Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack