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When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.
The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.
the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.
Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.
A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.
Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.
A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks
Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack