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When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged
Another name for chewing tabacco
Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash
GET OFF MY DICK !!!! - Canadian George Washington
CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.
Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment
Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.
When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry