out of the house

when something is over the top

"that's out of the house funny"
"that's was just out of the house gay"
"see that girl over there she is just out of the house sexy"

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fetch house

a house of punk rock in the northern california town of marysville. legendary for punk rock shows, drugs, violence, firearms, homosexuals, squatters, sex and booze.

"I lost my virginity, three teeth and a pint of blood at the Fetch House on Saturday."

"My parents told me never go anywhere near that Fetch House on G Street."

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House Beer

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.

"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"

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Tech House

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid

Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"

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pick-house

In football, intercepting a pass and running it back for a touchdown.

Dude 1: Man, I missed the end of the Bears game what happened?

Dude 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Tillman pick-housed Garcia in overtime for the W.

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house rave

What I throw!! If you got a fog machine, strobe lights, wrist bands, and BOOZE; you got yourself a mothafuckin house rave!

Spencer: Man, I'm throwin a house rave 2 weeks from now

Pete: HOLY SHIT! I'M BLACK!!!

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House of smiles

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.

"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"

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