Trifling Trick Ass Bitch Nigga

A man who is insecure, untrustworthy, lies, cheats, manipulates, a snake, who will pay for sex, has no standards, sleeps with anyone, is community dick, lacks motivation, has nothing to offer but misery, and when he does wrong doesn't care who he hurts, and never apologizes.

Anthony is a trifling Trick ass bitch nigga he be doing the most always on some bullshit!

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Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

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San Francisco Trick or Treating

Stealing $950 or less from store because police no longer respond and store owners will be sued if they touch shoplifters.

Yo, Jamal would you like to go San Francisco Trick or Treating with me?
The new iPhone is just $949!

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valve cap rock trick

name given to a secret relationship between two grown men, of which at least one is married

Josh and David neglected to tell their wives about the extremely dirty activities they participated in on the night of August 3, 2007, which was indeed NOT their first valve cap rock trick together.

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bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

A hoe that ain’t loyal

Ayden: I can’t believe it, nicole left me for another guy but I guess bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
Harrison: yeah man she was a bitch

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Sconnie Hat Trick

Choking on national television 3 years in a row by losing a major bowl game.

(Ex. Inbred (Wisconsin) Badgers Rose Bowl 2011-2013)

"Only the Badgers could pull off a Sconnie Hat Trick, how fitting"

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mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next