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Urban Dictonary

A place that can horrify little children due to the large sex talks. Basically literally every definition is about sex

5yo: *sees sentence* "We decided to erect (meaning to build up in non-slang you idiot dirty minded pig) a shed in the back yard
5yo: *Doesn't know what erect means"
5yo: *searches the word "dictionary"
Finds Urban Dictionary
*Writes the word erect and sees lots of interesting stuff*
Urban Dictonary

by RETARDED URBAN DICTIONARY USER February 13, 2021

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Urban Dic

A friend you can't trust.

You're all acting like Bipolar Urban Dics. I don't trust any of you!

by urban.legends April 17, 2013

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Urban Fictionary

The act of thinking one knows the definition of a word, untill he or she looks it up on urban dictionary.

John thought lol meant lots of love only to pull an urban fictionary and discover the true definition.

by PATHAGARUS!!!! April 22, 2010

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Urban Bitch

Someone who post urban dictionary definitions about someone that they loved because they've probably been pussy whipped.

Jack:Hey what are you doing?

Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.

Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch

by Mocoholi September 21, 2010

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Urban Dictionary

If you're reading this, I give up.

'I wrote a definition for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary, now I'm going to drink 6 litres of bleach.

by Some Satirical Loser (SSL) May 17, 2016

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urban dictionary

Puts the "dick" in dickionary

Mother: Where did you learn all these horrible terms

Teen: Urban dictionary, of course

by Dylan Tan Zhiyang December 28, 2016

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urban dictionary

You're an asshole for looking this up.

Why would you look up urban dictionary on urban dictionary? What are you doing with your life?

by whatever12 November 23, 2010

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