Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.

Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.

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Urban Bitch

Someone who post urban dictionary definitions about someone that they loved because they've probably been pussy whipped.

Jack:Hey what are you doing?

Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.

Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch

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Knobbed

The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.

One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.

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Imuffs

Putting ones headphones in his/her ears so that other people do not converse with them.

When Brad saw his group of friends he wasn't in the mood to talk to, he just slipped on his Imuffs so that he wasn't obligated to reply to their hello's.

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Urban Bitch Whipped

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.

Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped

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Meatball

A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey

Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball

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Text Commandments

1) If thou receives a text that has been replied from a text that he or she sent an hour or more ago, thou is not obligated to reply.
2)Thou shalt not text asking a friend for someone else's number.
3) If you send a text, and the receiver does not reply after a long period of time, thou is not supposed to send another text.
4)Thou shalt not use text to talk unholy smack to another human being over the phone, only to act like it never happened the next day
5)If thou receives a long text from a friend or associate thou is not supposed to reply with just a "Lol","K" or "Oh"
6)If thou receives a text from the wrong number, thou should not be rude about the sender using the wrong number, but politely tell them they have the wrong number
7)If the sender insist that they have the right number, thou will receive the right to tell them off rudely.
8)If thou receives a text from an ex's friend saying that they're going to kick your ass, thou must stand firm against the offender and challenge him/her to a duel.
9)If thou is in a textual argument with another, thou will not make a friend/family member text/call the opponent because thou is to much of a pussy.
10)Thou shalt NEVER break up with and or get together with another human being over the phone.

Richard's life was in ruin because he did not follow the Text Commandments

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