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Urban Dictionary

A great place to go if you want someone's opinion.

Person 1: "ZOMG URBAN DICTIONARY IS TEH SECKS0RZZ"
Person 2: "Urban Dictionary is polluted with opinionated, illiterate ninth graders."
Person 3: "UrBaN dIcTiOnArY iS lYk So0o0o0o AwSuM!!!1111elevenelevenoneoneone!!!1!1"
Person 4: "haaaa urban dick-tionary is -- what the fuck, is that spongebob hitting a rhinoceros on the head with a hammer while shitting out a toaster oven? ...heh heh heh. mehhh, i need more ellessdee, yo."

by qazswxedcrfvtgbyhnumik,ol. February 15, 2009

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urban dictionary

an idiotic uncontrolled site where lowlifes post their extremist, anit-religious, hateful, stereotypical, moronic, ignorant, and ludicrous opinions.

e.g. Urban dictionary's article on Christianity: teh homofobik religon taht k1lled m0re p3ople tahn any ohter!!!!

by mrcrazynukenuke November 2, 2009

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The Urban Dictionary

An overrated place with no anti-offensive filter overran by incredibly rude stuff and explicit content by people who think they are cool, but, sadly only because they swear, offend people, be toxic, and chat about explicit content. I feel sorry for people who come here and are forced to be exposed to the nonsense here.

(Searches up β€œhello” in the urban dictionary)

Definition: *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*

You wouldn’t want to see what would come next...

by Zyrom121 October 23, 2018

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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictonary- A dictionary that explains to people about certain slangs and words.Also it is a place where fucktards like to post hate definitions to Juggalos and Juggalettes.
The people who diss Juggalos and Juggalettes on urban dictionary are just Half-witted Hoes, and Wrong minded Whores.They like to fucking sit behind their computers and be bitches.
Saying shit about Juggalos and Juggalettes. Well they should just fuck off. They just mad cuz they sit at home all day and eat their fucking munchies.
Some examples that people like that are just bitches:

Ex 1. Juggalo: Hey man do you like ICP?!?! They fuckin rule!!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: NO WAY!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:- at home on his bed eating food while listening to music - "Oh yes...yes....oh justin bieber....oh you are awesome.....

Ex 2. Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: -is at home dissing juggalos- "HA!!! EAT THAT JUGGALOSER!!!!"
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online goes up to his mom: "Hey mom...you will like what i did today.... I DISSED JUGGALOS!"
-mom beats Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online-
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:"WHAT WAS THAT FOR MOM?!?!!?!?!"
Mom: "CUZ HOLY SHIT!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD COMING FROM YOUR FATASS I WILL FUCKING DIE OF A BRAIN TUMOR!"

urban dictionary sucks

by juggalette forever January 24, 2011

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Urban Dictionary

A place full of crying SJWS who dodnt get their way during the election, and are npw crying Bout it here. Trump won, and now he IS your president. Quit being stupid babies, and grow up. Quit showing your disgusting asses on a website clearly not meant for these things.

Urban Dictionary has become a site infested with sorry liberals. Its not even a website relating to politics!

by ActualSmartPerson January 28, 2017

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urban dictionary

A web dictionary where you can find meanings of basically slang language and mostly american slang words.

in urban dictionary you might find words like automagically. indoorsman , right of stay etc.

by loko1894 November 10, 2009

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Urban Dictionary

A website that can be one/ is all of these things:

1. The only site to find words to use in your world since no real dictionary contains words like "noobs"

2. A site where dickhead scene and emo kids come on to complain and make everything serm like utter bullshit when it really ISN'T.

3. A site that acts mega-gay by putting sex related words into almost any Related Words section

4. A site with racist fucks

5. A site where you can get a good laugh.

1. Guy1: What's a "noob"?
Guy2: It's probably not in a real dictionary so check Urban Dictionary.
Guy1: Good idea!

2. Emo: I'm so angry at the world, I'm going on Urban Dictionary to rag on cool things to sound like a winner when I'm far from one. You in?
Scene: Hell yeah, bro. Let's cut ourselves and have butt sex afterwards.
Emo: Rightious...

3. Guy3: Eww, bro! I searched "preppy" up on Urban Dictionary and they gave me "dick", "sex", and "fuck"
Guy4: What the fuck! That's GAY!

4. Racist Bastard: WHITE/ BLACK POWER!

5. Guy5: Yo, search this word up on Urban Dictionary! It's funny as hell!

by JoeShmoWasHere June 15, 2009

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