Taki water

Water mixed with taki chips to make it spicy

Man 1 “yo I just had so much taki water”
Man 2 “I hope u don’t get high”

Water Sprinkler

A male that wiggles his dick while having an ejaculation, sending semen everywhere.

Monica: Yo, my boyfriend is a damn good water sprinkler!!!
Jenny: Really?! We can have a threesome!!!

Cane Water

Saving up cum for years.

How long have you had your cane water for?

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

Vegan Water

Water that does not contain any animal.

waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please

brat water

Sweat on male genitalia.

After sitting on the leather couch for three hours using his laptop, Ryan had a disturbing amount of brat water pooling up.

Bread water

shitty beer

dude, this natty light is straight bread water