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When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer
Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away
Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special
In Super Mario Bros, a "Wolf route" is when you decide to be a complete dumbass and come up with the worst routes ever, usually involving hard/inconsistent tricks to make the later levels more lenient when going for a sub 5 minutes time.
Named after the runner WolfAeterni
1-1 FPG, 4-1 FPG and Mana clip for sub 5? That's a Wolf route if I've ever seen one.
She gets non stop dubs because cause she Is a gamer but if she looses she will howl like a wolf
One up wolf is really in love with one up gamer
One of the best games ever she gets non stop victory's.
One up wolf is the greatest
A man who claims to be Wolf Born (tough, hard, strong) by his own claiming, is a man to avoid, and especially to keep your kids away from. They are men who have amounted to little or nothing, and hidden their past by trying to look like heroic and decent men.
Wolf Born are men who claim good things, but are actually more like thespians in waking days. Actor Daahlings with bad intentions. If you say a man is wolf born, then you mean he is a liar, a faker, a pretender, and most of all, a man of ill-will, low-morals, and a cheat.
They often dress like tough men, and speak of tough deeds, but they are the gossips, the manipulators and liars and cheats of the world. If you meet a man who says he is born of the wolf, then you risk being the target of manipulation and gossip if you befriend him.
So whenever someone says ‘that’s a wolf born’ - what they really mean, is that is a liar and a manipulative man, lacking in virtue or strength of character, but full of gossip and lies.
‘Avoid the wolf born’ they say in Northern England, and stick by the honorable and decent, real and every day folk, instead.
Oh he acts like he’s Wolf Born… you know what that means, stay well clear, and keep your kids away even more.
Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”