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Goes to CBHS and sucks a baseball but is great a Lax
Did you see Jake Frazier hit that home run? Neither did I
They are probably gay and hide it by being homophobic
Mike: I’m looking for someone to receive my dick up their arse
Sammy: do you know a Jake Davies
(verb): The act of making an enormous mistake whilst being belligerently inebriated. <Double points if the subject in question's name is actually Jake>
While sitting on the couch with your friend, you vomit on him/her in such a manner that you appear to try to kiss him/her (same gender). Upon getting home, you slip and gash your head open, crawl to the shower, bleed and vomit, and your friends have to take care of you. Thou hast successfully performed the act of "Jake-in' up".
the most sweetest perfect guy youll ever meet. hes super easy to catch feelings for and youll always just want him to be happy :)
person 1: hey have you met Jake tarara yet?
person 2: yeah hes so sweet :)
Jake-itus is went someone starts watching jake Paul vlogs and "dabs on them haters"
"You've been watching jake Paul all day!. Do you have jake-itus?"😓