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When you do something so insanely embarrasing, that you wish you were never born.
Lets get Patrick Swayved, its lit
A man that is Irish ,takes his woman for granted ,never listens to his mother or older siblings ,never keeps a job. Dont know when to stop taking all kinds of drugs at one time so hes all over the place! Continues do do the same thing expecting diffrent results.
Thats a Michael Patrick for you , what do u want me to do about it Mommy Dearest!
Its Your Son Not mine dont blame me.
If a female dog was a person, it would be Patrick Mora.
Hey, why are you acting like a Patrick Mora. You should have stayed home if you were going to act like that.
n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.
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Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.
When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober
Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.
When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...
Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!
The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.