The type of person to cheat on their girlfriend and blame it on her because they don’t have sex enough.
It’s fricking adorable but it’s a demon sended from hell at the same time
A: Have you seen Mochi America?
B: why?
A: I was summon Satan but he was busy so he comes but I lost him
*distant screaming*
January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.
man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?
man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.
It is the country where Donald trump— the dumbest Pearson ever being invented in the universe- lives in. We and USA is the largest country creating wars. In 2040, Donald trump will become friends with hitler
USA America We all hate cookies
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Where Crackers of all flavors come together to make Raision Mayo Souffle with a dash of salt. Its a place where they frolick and giggle to Taylor Swift and Larry the Cable Guy.
Tyrese was invited to a Cookout but it was Mayo America so he ordered chinese food.
stupid hoebag from southern texas that prank called Ryan Hollingsworth when Jack W. was around
Andre (Smile America) is fucking stupid