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When a person falls to the floor and slips into an un-controllable, OTT, attention seeking fit to gain sympathy. A panic attack will normally happen over something very small and the intention is to blow it out of all proportion.
Symptoms include eyes-widening, writhing, breaking surrounding objects, hyper ventilating and screaming.
"Oh my god she's having a panic attack!"
"Help me! I thought they were going to hurt me! They were going to throw me in a pool"
"Oh thats a shame. I thought it was something exciting."
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Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.
Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?
Guy #2: Yeah what about it?
Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?
Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?
Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?
Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?
Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!
Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!
Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!
Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!
Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!
Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.
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To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP
"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"
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The act of taking unwrapped sticks of butter (as well as any other soft, pliable, and/or relatively unharmful foodstuffs) and pelting them out of a fast-moving vehicle at pedestrians and other cars.
A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
I got snack attacked on the way back from work and now my satin pimp suit got butter all over it.
Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
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a gay person or some one who acts gay or who u jus dont like or respect
Shut Up You Wack Attack
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While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.
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An intense and often short-lived sensation of dread and fear of an adverse outcome, often immediately following an occurrence that disrupts a pattern
"Dude, that last step on those stairs gave me a mini heart attack"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"
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