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An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?
Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!
Person 1: ...
Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
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your my property
your my property
bippity boppity your body is now my property
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A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.
"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!
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Rape.
My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes
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The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"
Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!
Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!
*the room goes silent*
Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*
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When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
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