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Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson October 20, 2008


Bin Bong

The phrase you use to steal SCP U39's luck. Not to be confused with Bong Bin, which gives the entity luck.

"Bin Bong gotta get some rare items!" - Astral being

by SCP U39 researcher July 24, 2024


Bong Westin

A Bong Westin can occur in most circle of friends. Though they may go by similiar names, always with the prefix "Bong" before the last name of the creature.

A Bong Westin is the apex drug user in a group of friends. Tending to stick to the usual trend of tightly packed straight green with in a bong, the Bong Westin may then choose to consume copious amounts of vodka before vomiting profusely.

Most Bong Westin's are unknown to spend any money on said green, though will occasionally spend scavanged change on said vodka. The Bong Westin will feel no remorse or guilt for any marijuana stolen, or for the acts commited when the said Bong Westin begins vomiting to allow for a larger volume of vodka to be consumed.

We were down at Nicks last night when a wild Bong Westin appeared. Straight away we see it stumbling in with two bottles of vodka it had purchased. No sooner had it appeared it had already vomited on Nicks bed and begun smoking as much of his green as it could scavenge.

by B Westside. March 12, 2012


Bong Rips

The act of holding a lighter under someone’s balls while simultaneously performing fellatio.

Hey man you hear about Matt he’s into weird shit like Bong Rips

by Bardockhazar June 2, 2021


fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.

donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.

by badfish_XL May 6, 2016


bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025


bong fetish

when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke

person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."

by Mrpillowman March 15, 2024