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A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.
From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.
I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
A male with a small penis that has an erection
"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."
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Also, Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.
This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a candy crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
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An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.
#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!
#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."
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Guy: I got a hot date tonight man.
Friend: You betta Get that Candy!
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When a a girl is so skilled at giving blow jobs, she can paint a candy cane pattern on your genitals. Usually doing so with her lipstick.
Bill: how did it go last night with Stacy?
Rick: you won't believe it man, she gave me a candy cane!
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