Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings

Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

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Sloppy clam slap

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge

I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge

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clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

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Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina immediately prior to performing the act of cunnilingus. (b) New England Clam Chowder- ejaculating into the vagina prior to puking and performing oral sex. (c) Manhattan Clam Chowder - Performing the Clam Chowder during menstration.

Hey baby, your pussy makes me....UGHHHHHHHHH...looks like Clam Chowder for dinner! *lick, lick, lick chomp chomp chomp*"

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dry heavin on the clam

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav

The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.

The clam’s a little funky

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.

Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

Clubbing your clam

When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...

"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"