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Clamming

The female version of "Seagulling". To throw lady juice at a random stranger.

Did you see that crazy woman...she was clamming all over his face!

Harold was in shock, that girl was clamming in public!

Leroy almost threw up, as some chic was clamming in his pasta.

Eli stated: "I could use a good clamming!"
Phil replied: "Me too!"

by pheli May 28, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clamming

Geordie way of saying starving

I havn't ate all day, i'm absolotly clamming

by Stormteddy August 6, 2011

32๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clamming

Verb.

An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.

"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."

by Katy with a "y" December 1, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clamming

verb.

1. to be in an extremely nervous situation

2. to have hot sloppy sex with somebody

3. to go in anybody's pants who has not shaved their genitalia

1. Matt was on the way to his girls house and his hands started the clamming.

2. All Matt wanted to do was start clamming once he got to her house, he didn't even care if her friends were watching.

3. Matt began clamming involunteeringly and things got a little awkward.

by nick spaz December 28, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clamming

Your face is an artwork that you have not yet discovered. The act of Clamming releases you into the wild, with your face. It opens your reputation and your dignity. It is the simple act of using your face as a display for others to view. Twitches of the mouth, licks of the tongue, blinks of the eyes, a shift of the brow and much more all in the one motion. Don't worry if you cannot do it, not many can.

"Damn that dude is good at Clamming", "I wish I could Clam as good as him"

by Rusty Megregor May 16, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clamming

The act of putting a bent beer bottle cap (resembles the clam) or pop tab in someone's beverage. It's great fun at a get together, seeing who can clam the most people or just one person in particular many times.

Bob: You should go clamming. Clam Suzy, bro, she got me earlier
Bryan: Alright!
*Bryan walks past Suzy's drink sitting on the table and drops a "clam" in while she isn't paying attention*
*Suzy takes a sip of her beer*
Suzy: WTF, who clammed me?!

by Hahaharry balls October 22, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clam on

1. When a woman becomes aroused to the point of moistening.

2. The female equivalent to a male hard on.

3. When a female is obviously wet.

Example for Def. 1

Meagan: "Do you see that guy Joe over there?

Amy: "Yes, he is awesome."
Meagan: " I know, he gives me a raging clam on"

Example for Def. 2
I have a clam on from Brumblao's lazy eye.

Example for Def. 3
Joe: "You see that girl Meagan over there?"
Tyler: "Yeah, What about her?"
Joe: "She obviously has a clam on!"

by JoeBrumblao81 December 10, 2013

35๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž