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Dating sites for old thumpers to find their mates.
Hey I should cheat on ur wife w/ a seniors dating site!
the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.
Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.
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Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like
Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date
A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.
No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
A way of dating by hitting on men or women with wedding bands who are frowning and look unhappy. By far the easiest form of dating. All is needed to finish destroying a couples marriage is just a hair more attention then what is being received in the troubled couples home. Required is the ability to smile and say at least 5 words. Ex: 'Boy you are very pretty.' then smile at the unhappily married person. Just this little bit of attention can cause a woman to have a orgasm if proper Austin Powers mo jo is being used.
'Why is that guy staring at every womans hand then her face, as he passes them?'
'Looks as if he is doing some serious desperation phi lop dating.'