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penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 7, 2017

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Whopper dog

The shit you take the morning after getting lit

After all that bar food and the shots I took last night, I left a whopper dog in the toilet this morning.

by Hughes08 May 12, 2016


dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022


dragon dog

The combination of a mullet and a frullet haircut on a single person. Only worn by the bravest of men who have no ambition to ever get laid.

tony: "wow! look at that dragon dog."
Paul: "Yeah, haha he must be from Penrith."

by manno7 April 24, 2008


dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 19, 2017


Dog tier

Something that is so lacking in intellectual power that it simply cannot be expressed by anything other than "Dog tier." (God reversed)

Person 1: Did you watch movie X on Netflix?

Person 2: Yeah it was dog tier trash.

by ved_naw0r December 22, 2020


minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.

"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"

by poop man man poop September 8, 2020