It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat
Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog
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The shit you take the morning after getting lit
After all that bar food and the shots I took last night, I left a whopper dog in the toilet this morning.
The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace
"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"
The combination of a mullet and a frullet haircut on a single person. Only worn by the bravest of men who have no ambition to ever get laid.
tony: "wow! look at that dragon dog."
Paul: "Yeah, haha he must be from Penrith."
Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
Something that is so lacking in intellectual power that it simply cannot be expressed by anything other than "Dog tier." (God reversed)
Person 1: Did you watch movie X on Netflix?
Person 2: Yeah it was dog tier trash.
your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.
"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"