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When engaged in the coital act, the man spreads maple syrup all over his partner but leaves her back covered, then rolls her into missionary position. After finishing, the woman should be stuck to the bed (and more importantly, horrified and flailing while trying to escape). Thus, a Canadian Trap Door.
"Joey took Anne down to the Comfort Inn and gave her the ol' Canadian Trap Door. Luckily Canada has free health care because they needed to operate immediately."
"My parents told me I was conceived whilst performing the Canadian Trap Door for the Yukon Pornography Club."
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(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.
Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"
Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."
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A girl next door is basically one of two people. She's either the girl you first had sex with and didn't dare tell anybody about it -- because she was less than a 5. OR, she was the girl you wish you had sex with and told everyone you did anyway -- because she was such a hottie.
Friend 1: Did you check out that new girl next door?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I did her yesterday.
Friend 1: No way, you didn't do her...
Friend 2: Sure I did... right after doing your sister.
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term meaning that you are going to (hopefully!) get laid by a hot ho or bitch tonite.
originates from men sneeking out of their house to go to a hotel room to "meet" a hooker to have sex.
guy 1 "Im goin three doors down tonite woth that hot babe!"
guy 2 "Damn! I hope she plays it gentle with your package!"
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A word for a steriotypical gay man.
John is such a back door deirdre.
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when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
i am dead. as dead as a door knob!
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A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.
Person 1: Kill yourself!
Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!
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