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When your balls shrink, your nut sack shrivels and becomes thick like dragon skin.
fuck its freaking cold out here, my sac is shrunk and I gots dragon skin.
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When one is engaged in normal sexual intercourse, one may pull a "Phantom Dragon" by unexpectedly and without warning sticking it in the butt. Then, when she asks what the hey that was, pretend like you have no idea what happened.
"She was so suprised that I pulled the Phantom Dragon... and the best part is I could totally deny it!"
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The Blue Dragon is the epic load that you bust after you get blue-balled by a girl.
Dude, Cindy was on her period last night so after I got home I totally unleashed the Blue Dragon.
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cum in a girls mouth, punch her in the stomach quickly, watch the cum bubbles come out of her nose! (resembles a sick dragon)
Dude i gave my girl friend a sick dragon the other night, she had at least a two inch diameter on my bubbles!
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When a girl gets a tramp stamp of a Dragon, and sadly happens to have 3 legs instead of four.
Boy1: April Showers just got a new tat!
Boy2: Yeah what is it?
Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!
Boy2: Why is it handicapped?
Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!
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A bunch of dragons with skills like god. They stay together as a team and fight the evil.
Oh Diu! (see diu) The Magical Dragons are here, we're fucked! They're gonna wipe us out!
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When both partners eat a hot pepper and kiss.
"Hey, me and my girlfriend just had a dragon's kiss. It was hot!"
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