e-smack

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"

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e-tude

An intended or perceived electronic attitude. Usually in the form of curt, vague, or rude electronic statements made in e-mails, text messages, Facebook statuses, or any other digital mediums.

Tim: Hey Bob why does your girlfriend look so pissed.

Bob: I don't know man. I sent her a text message saying I would be late for dinner and she thought I gave her some e-tude.

Tim: Well did you?
Bob: No dude. All I said was "sry gurl, im rning l8t."

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E-hard

Someone who acts hard on the internets

Spark is a perfect example of this, on irc and xbl, he is very e-hard by pwning noobs (and arrogant americans)

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e-virginity

The Digital Form of Virginity

Yo Heard you lost your E-virginity?

yeah man!

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w/e

Well-endowed - typically used by swingers looking for men with huge cocks!

raunchy babe looking 4 w/e gentlemen

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E-mbarrassed

The act of humiliating oneself via electronic- or social-media.

I was so e-mbarrassed when I accidentally sexted my Mom!

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E dick

(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.

Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?

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