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perfect person omfg hes so perfect im gonna die
omg have you seen eric beach he is so cute
An euphemism for taking a dump and wiping your ass.
Man, I'm gonna go take nasty Eric in the men's room
Don't forget to wipe your Cale.
There's nothing more hygienic than a Eric Cale.
a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
The most legendary water polo player. He has eyes that when people look in them they get lost in them. He is very tall and intimidating but once you get to know him he is the nicest and sweetest guy ever.
Boy: Eric the OG Is such a good water polo player
Girl: Eric is the cutest guy ever I wish I was dating him.