Four-Score-Whore

When a person fellatiates four of your five fingers at a fancy dinner table preferably. Dirty yes but not a thumbsucker, not a woman that can fit a fist in her mouth, but the woman you CAN bring home to mother.

Four-Score-Whore and seven years ago I knew the woman who became your mother would be my wife...uh first wife. Sorry about Tiffany son.

Eric Cale

An euphemism for taking a dump and wiping your ass.

Man, I'm gonna go take nasty Eric in the men's room
Don't forget to wipe your Cale.
There's nothing more hygienic than a Eric Cale.