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1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.
2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.
2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."
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Best line for the not-so-well-known song, Jailhouse, by sublime.
Cant fight against the youth, right now
Them are rude, rude people
Cant fight against the resistance, oh right now
Them are rude, rude people
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row row fight the powah
row row fight the powah
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1. Struggling to get upright
2. Struggling to stay upright
"Mark is so wasted, he's losing the fight against gravity."
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A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb
Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."
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When a lil bitch wanna fight and you gotta throw down
Ok come on and fight me lil bitch
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A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?
Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.
As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.
Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.
White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
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