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When you climax in a woman while she is on her period.
I blew a load in Carrie when she was on the rag and it looked like french dressing dripping out.
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When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.
"Tammy gave me a wicked French Horn last night. My ass still hurts."
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When a man is making eggs in the morning for his lady while she is giving him head. He cums on the eggs and serves them to her with a little salt and pepper. She eats them joyfully.
Hey babe, come over here and make your eggs into a French Breakfast for me.
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in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!
‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
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When a guys penis has small piercings starting at the base all the way to the tip
Dude I just got a French tickler!
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The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.
French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.
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A person who piggybacks on an others higher ability then lays claim to the success as their own.
Dude, you won that by pulling a French Bruno
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