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When two men or women ram there asses into each other while using a double ended dildo.
Supplies: double ended dildo, two asses
Man, my butt checks are tender from last nights reverse mountain goat party. I must have been rammed at least 5 times.
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The curse that prevents the Chicago Cubs from ever winning the National League Pennant. Contrary to what a previous user wrote, the curse began in 1945 when a tavern owner tried to bring his pet goat into Wrigley Field during Game 1 of the World Series because it was a good luck charm. Security didn't allow it and as they escorted him out he declared that the Cubs would never again win the pennant. And they haven't.
"Did you hear Sammy Sosa hurt his back while sneezing?"
"Yeah, it must be that billy goat curse again."
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a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.
My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!
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slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.
Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.
Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!
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N- A leaky lil Goat is formed by placing your cock and balls between your legs(ie: Fruitbasket)bending over and urinating.
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket
Two fellas rock climbing
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.
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A camper once disapeared at camp Bridgeport in 1978. He had been sneaking out of his cabin to visit a girls cabin when he disappeared. They searched for two weeks but could not find him anywhere. A few years later the camp director was staying in the cabin and he heard the boys voice. When he went out side all he found were hoof prints. Legend has it he continues to roam bridgeport camp and attemps to lure children into the woods.
The goat man legend will find you Rev. Melissa
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