A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way
"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"
Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.
There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.
The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.
Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"
"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.
Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!
Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners
Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!
Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".
I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose
The term is used when referring to a girl that has a loose vagina.
Did you hear that Rachel has a loose goose?