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Granola Cartoon Network. If you grew up watching PBS kids your from somewhere like Chicago Land or the Bay Area, you definitely had a vegetable garden, and your stay at home mom or dad would walk you to elementary school with a nature valley bar and annie’s gummies packed in a re-useable snack pack.
-what was you’re favorite show when u were little?
~hmm i loved the dinosaur train, idk if u know it
-never heard of it
~ yea i watched pbs kids growing up
-oh, yep that explains a lot. i bet ur parents didn’t let u watch sponge bob either.
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Someone who is socially undeveloped and may not have the maturity to cope with the real world. A swagyolo (kid) may have sudden urges to shout out "swag-yolo" when he/she notices someone of higher social class.
Synonyms: loser, loner, nerd, geek.
The word "swagyolo" is derrived from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Man 1: "dude, look at those swagyolo kids over there."
Man 2: "gross. What the fuck! are they playing pokemon?"
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A traveling kid who doesn't wear shoes, has little use for showers...
Common characteristics:
- Lives with a girlfriend.
- Has gnarly dreads.
- Unconventional, yet charming.
- Freeloading vegan.
Dirty kids have the potential to smell normal.
Andrew Hippie: Whoa, that guy smells like he drank a fourth of vodka out of a locker room hamper. Dirty kid much?
Elkins: That's a crusty kid. Dirty kids have less puke and more bottlecaps in their dreads.
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Yeah, indie kids all look the same.
But so do all emo kids, scene kids, ghetto fab. kids, american eagle snobs, hardXcore freaks, granola hemp queens, preps, jocks, posers of all sorts, etc.
If you find something you love (music, fashion, etc.) then you stick with it.
Most Indie kids are "indie" cause they have their own style/fashion, just like the bands they listen to (not having a huge record label).
Lay off, fuckers.
Get a life; find something you love and stick with it.
JESUS.
(enter thrift shop)
joe: hey man, how's it going
indie kid: i'm good, let's check this shit out.
(joe comes across cool printed tee)
Joe: you like this?
indie kid: yeah, and it's only like 3 bucks. do it up.
joe: but it doesn't look really cool.
indie kid: who the fuck cares, u like it, it's 3 bucks. so buy it.
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Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.
Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.
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A non-existent group. The theory of popular kids makes no sense because if everyone outside of the group refers to them as the popular kids and doesn't like that group, they are really only popular among themselves. The only truly popular kids are the relatively quiet ones that everybody can get along with.
Nerdy kid: I HATE POPULAR KIDS
Me: Would that be popular as in the kids who play sports and wear pink collar shirts that everyone makes fun of or popular as in the ones that people actually like?
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Obscure Game Boy Color game about a ten-year-old and his/her strugle to survive and escape a seemingly uninhabited island, with eight possible ways to end the game. Near the end of the game, the player may aquire a second child of the opposite gender who cannot continue living without the main character's attention.
Had an even more obscure sequel that sadly, never set foot on American soil.
Konami (Creators of the first two games) is currently creating a sequel for the Nintendo DS, entitled "Lost in Blue".
Person One: Hey, ever heard of a GBC came called Survival Kids?
Person Two: That game kicked ass! I had no idea other people knew of it's existance!
Person Three: Count me out, I've never heard of it. Mind telling me about it?
Person One: It was sort of an RPG, your guy had to run around the island, hunting animals for food and building tools to help you survive.
Person Two: Yeah, and if your fatigue , thirst, or hunger levels went too low, you died.
Person One: Too bad Survival Kids wasn't more well-known, it was an awesome game!
Person Two: Hey, I heard Lost in Blue for the Nintendo DS is a sequel to it!
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