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A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.
God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy
lil cunt that goes to pj normally around thee apples tall smokes darts and vapes everyday is a lil bitch
"oh look down you might see little jake davis hacking a dart"
The sexiest man on earth! Jake irwins are very athletic and fit. Jake irwins are super sweet and love to cuddle they are the best guy a girl could ask for and love to cuddle! 💓
"Look at that sexy guy." "Omg that must be a Jake Irwin."
Jake faljean is the most wonderful friend, brother, son, partner and boyfriend. He cares so much about his beautiful girl and remains to brighten the day of his friends. Although he is scared to confront his emotions, fearing that it might make him appear weak but he is one of the strongest and most courageous boy you’ll ever meet! There may be many “jakes” or “jacobs” out there but there is only one “Jake/ Jacob Faljean” and he is the best friend you could ever ask for! Hello, Jake I hope you find this someday and I hope you realize how amazing you are. You helped me and you were there for me when I was alone at one point. You deserve an urban dictionary because you wrote me one and it was the best thing ever. Although at one point I thought I hated you for leaving but I realized that it wasn’t your fault and it is better this way. Thank you for being a wonderful friend, you helped me find my purpose at one point and for that I will forever be thankful to you! I wish you a beautiful life with full of joy! Happy graduation!
The word being defined as “Do you know Jake Faljean?” “The amazing boy who makes everyone’s’ day?” “YES HIM! HE IS THE BEST ISNT HE?!”
Although A part of jakes definition is that he has a 14 inch penis, Jake artzer is known for his small size and small penis as well. Breaking the record at .5 cm
You got a Jake artzer sized penis
Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.
Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.