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Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

by Wintera83 September 16, 2018


ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.

guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"

by misstaken April 22, 2010


Ninja-Hater

Being a hater and not showing it.

Man, Steve seems like he's a pretty cool guy.

You kidding? Steve hates your guts. He's the biggest ninja-hater we got around here.

by Widdly_Scuds October 31, 2010


Ninja & Chill

sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.

-Disruptive-

Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.

by JD Disruptive September 20, 2017


inner ninja

Someone who doesn't sweat, fears, bleeds, or sheds tears in the face of adversity.

"– Man, that was dope!
– You think?
What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"

See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.

by ChickaBOM February 10, 2014


ill ninja

a p.i.m.p. with supirior fighting skills and is also a rapper

damn that guy is an ill ninja

by ILL NINJAz November 19, 2009


ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt March 30, 2016