Hit and Run

When someone comes over to smoke pot with you and then leaves right after, typically giving a stupid excuse as to why, as opposed to staying and chilling.

"man, i think joe just used us to smoke some bud."
"yeah dude, that was a hit and run."

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hit the woah

A gay move that noobs do.

Colton is being a lib, and trying to make me hit the woah!

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I'd Hit it

the #1 way in the world to get bitchslapped by a woman

Sakura: Naruto, do I look hot or what?
Naruto: I'd hit it.
(Sakura punches Naruto)
Tsunade: I taught her everything I know.

from Konoha Park 2

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hitting the sauce

(N.B. not to be confused with a sauce hitter, a noun and related term

verb: being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline, without knowing much about said discipline.

boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: Victor how dare you talk such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue in the same vein in our relationship itself will start to hit the fan; I won't stand for it to have a sauce hitter in my house.

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hit the bricks

get out of jail

im going staight to my baby momma's house when i hit the bricks.

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Hit me

To look at something, show off, point out.

New Range Rover, hit me!

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bout to hit

meaning something good or bad is about to come at full force at you or meaning something is about to happen that will be incredible:

this seasonal depression bout to hit.

this edible bout to hit

this nap bout to hit

this party bout to hit

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