secondhand beer

When you or someone else opens a beer, tastes it, doesn't like it, and gives it to someone else to finish. Can also be used if you just drink someone else's open beer.

Man, I hate drinking Steve's secondhand beer. I wish he'd told us what he likes before we went to the liquor store.

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Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

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American beer

American Beer is beer produced in America. Prohibition of alcohol in America during the early 20th century led to the demise of nearly all breweries in America. Those that survived by making root beer, converting to dairy processing, or bootlegging made beer as cheaply as possible for many reasons. Among them are a poor economy, catering to a public now unaccustomed to flavorful beer, and having to meet a high demand very quickly. Adjuncts such as corn and rice became commonplace. A rich and colorful brewing tradition of hundreds of years was almost lost. The ensuing race to mass produce flavorless swill led to the rise of the "Big 3", whose weak and watery pilseners are the butt of many old, obsolete, TIRED jokes. The fact is, that if one doesn't realize that there is a greater wealth of creativity, experimentation, flavor, body, and style in America's brewing industry right now than in much of the rest of the world, well; one is simply not paying any attention.

If you think all American beer sucks, you probably either don't get out enough or just don't like beer.

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Beer O'Clock

The time when you get off work on Friday night and head over to the bar or to a friend's house.

Finally beer o'clock! I'm heading off the bar!

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ass beer

beer drank after being poured down someone else butt crack

i lost a bet to my buddy so i had to drink his ass beer

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Iceberg Beer

Fantastic beer brewed from glacial water from harvesting icebergs that are over 10,000 years old, and therefor unpolluted or contaminated. Produced by the Quidi Vidi Brewing Company, in St. John's, Newfoundland.The oldest and most easterly point in North America.

Dude1: Man, this Iceberg Beer makes other beer taste like pond-water!

Dude2: Another killer beer from the b'ys at Quidi Vidi!

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beer queen

the person who is deemed worthy to be bought beer, as she is so pretty, though this judgement may be questioned in the morning

you are my beer queen, I shall seek and find beer for you, i shall serve you and worship at your lady alter, oh queen

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