Twitter Wank

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.

a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.

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Spiderman Wank

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')

I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)

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wank bank

a collection of pictures of nude women stolen off facebook profiles or sent to you.

" OMG flynny is a dirty boy, he has a wank bank full of facebook photo's and a CERTAIN girl"

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handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth

i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank

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wank daddy

someone who is not getting any action and therefore must wank, as apposed to a mack daddy

man, gannon is such a wank daddy, he never gets any action

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wank engine

Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD

i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.

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Elephant Wank

The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until ejaculation. Only for the well endowed!

My hands are a bit stiff today so I think I'll have an elephant wank instead.

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