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Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 08, 2013


Truth Social

New truth category based on subjective social agreement distinct from fact-based truth. It is a form of social agreement that can be labeled as truth irregardless of any association to evidence based objective facts. ie. weights and measures

The measure of truthfuliness on truth social is how many people will accept opinion as fact.

aka bullshit

I saw this post on truth social that up is down and white is black, did you see it?

Yes, I did, if it's on truth social it must be true!

by up_is_up May 09, 2023


Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life

I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.

by CertifiedCanasa September 29, 2021


Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you

Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.

by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023


Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 06, 2020


social graft

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.

If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.

by claybius July 26, 2011


Socially Weaponised

When someone's social skills are so impeccably bad that they harm others mental state and cause havoc in social situations.

That socially weaponised meat head is the sole reason for my mental health problems.

by AaronL042 September 07, 2021