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When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
When a person has no social media or a cell phone.
Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No
coitus interruptus at mid-life
I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.
A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you
Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.
I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.
The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.
Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?
Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
Social Needia
The self esteem metric; the way you feel about yourself should never be determined by the engagement of others. You are more than the sum of your online presence.
Social needia is a play with words to define the need for social acceptance in a virtual reality
manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.
If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.