Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.
That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.
to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon
John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.
spoon/spooned (gaming)
verb: short for 'spoon fed'; used in jest in gaming contexts to refer to someone's good fortune when it hasn't been earned, e.g., when someone gets a rare drop from a boss on their first ever kill.
noun: someone who's spooned often
*in-game announcement: Player's username found a rare item!*
everyone: "You're such a spoon!"/"Spooned!"
Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.
Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”