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Jacob, also known as Jake, is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. He’s loud and crazy most of the time but he knows when to stop. Jacob is very athletic and attractive, but he isn’t one of those stereotype rude jocks. He is respectful and he treats women correctly. His smile is adorable and infectious, and his eyes sparkle when he’s happy. He’s very sensitive but he’s afraid to show his true emotions. He talks a lot around friends, but he’s quite shy around the girl he likes. Jake loves to hug you from behind, call himself wholesome, and put his arm around you. He’s the cutest human being you’ll ever meet.
Jacob is the most wholesome human being on the planet! He deserves the world. <3
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Jacob Taylor is a very loyal character with fantastic hair and a great sense of humor. He could easily make anyone laugh. Jacob is also a huge fan of anime (who isn't) and has a good taste in music. He is extremely weird.
Friend 1) wow, Jacob Taylor and Hailey Scott get along really well.
Friend 2) yeah, I guess it's because they're both really weird.
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First, your drink a liter of orange juice, eat a whole whack of Indian food and fiber cereal until full, you follow off by inducing 10x the regular dose of laxative.
Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.
You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.
- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"
damn dude, I walked in on my dad giving him self a "wet jacob" again.....
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"Look at that jewy jew boi over there he's so jewish."
"I bet his name is Jacob G."
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A boy who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and started looking like a chipmunk
Jacob Sartorios's music makes your ears bleed he thinks that he is Justin Bieber🙊
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So special. So loving. So talented. So caring. Will go over and beyond for the people he loves and cares for the most. Could easily radiate people towards him and could fit in with any crowd of people. Free spirited and carefree, this guy knows how to have fun and live lovingly. Jacob is extremely adventurous and outgoing. He is the best person I've ever known and is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.
Hey is that Jacob? He's the best skateboarder that's ever existed!
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Jacob is the kindest person you will ever meet. He will be there for you when you need it most; whether it's because you're sad, lonely, upset, disappointed, or you simply need a neck-rub every once in a while, he'll be there. Jacob tends to keep to himself most of the time, but once you start talking to him and he's comfortable around you, he'll open up and talk to you all the time.
With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his odd facial expressions, he's fun to talk to, nice to be around, and there's never a dull moment. However, most of his jokes go with a facial expression making it hard to understand them over text or email.
Jacob's tend to have dangerous hobbies and enjoy wreckless activities. They're very smart and intelligent, and they like to spend time with their close friends and family. While they're not 100% perfect, they're pretty darn close. He also tends to doubt himself and his abilities as a friend and a member of society. If you have a Jacob in your life, appreciate him and tell him you care.
Person #1: Wow, Jacob's really nice to everyone. He's pretty damn funny, too.
Person #2: Yeah, he really is. I wonder how he deals with so many people.
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