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something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.
Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."
Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.
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fucking a single mom without the distractions of dating
I took Robin out for dinner at Burger King and after small talk, went back to her place and gave the bitch - cock up her ass all night long. She is one easy mom fuck. the kids were asleep. did not even hear her squeal like a pig.
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Just like a soccer mom but one who has kids in sports (soccer) and loves to get it on and flirt with the dads at sports matches.
Barb sure is a outgoing sucker mom. I'm meeting her after the match.
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Gobi's Mom is the biggest hottest milf in Ontario. she is soo hot, so loose, so hot. She's Easy too. come and get some today.
Gobi's Mom has got it goin on.
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A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.
Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!
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Will bake you Cookies, if you treat her right. She is a mother by day but a street walker by night!
Man these Cookies from Chris' Mom are tasty....
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