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1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
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Pee From Butt (adjective) or as its commonly referred to PFB is when the consistency of your poop is that of liquid & escapes your butt with a flow similar to pee. PFB can sometimes be proceeded by cramping and discomfort.
"That Italian food last night was killer and I woke up this morning with PFB". "The salad I just ate sure cleansed the colon and gave me mad pee from butt".
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The sexual act of which a man or woman, fingers the hole of a man's penis.
Steve: "Did you hear that tyler gave dylan a pee pot pie last night?"
Devin: "Thats so messed up.."
Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".
"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"
A person who leaves unoriginal, generic or impersonal comments on MySpace by just copy and pasting (C and P) picture codes and others alike on to the page.
Shelby, a classic see and pee-er, spent hours looking through dozens of websites for picture codes to wish her MySpace friends a "Happy Hump Day."
A Covid pee stain is when you go to hit the hand sanitizer pump and because it has crud buildup in the nozzle, rather than shooting in your hand it sends a spurt of sanitizer at 200 mph that nails your pants in the crotch and thus produces a covid pee stain
I’m never using hand sanitizer at the gym again after giving my light grey sweatpants a Covid pee stain.