PFBs

Post Fap Blues

Noun:

The blues following Fapping.

This self indulgence, for men, means solo ejaculation often with the aid of pornographic material. over time this material may become more and more graphic, eventually involving the sharing of all bodily secretions simultaneously between people (and occasionally even animals)
It is believed that the feelings of low self worth and crushing despair that descend after fapping are caused by return of blood flow to the brain and the realization of what you just masturbated to.
PFBs normally include the emptying of one or more browser caches
Also note worthy: If you still like a girl during your PFBs, that is considered by many to be True Love.

Ted: hey bro, im not going out tonight

Fiachra: why man? we've been planning this for weeks!

Ted: i got those PFBs, just not feeling up to it!

Fiachra: but stephs gunna be out man?

Ted: ya your right, i want to see her!

Fiachra: Thats true Love

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Please Find Below

PFB the instructions to build your car.

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Penn Football - which is a bad word

Abbie: "Woohoo let's show some school spirit and make a T-shirt with PFB"

Superintendent: "BANNED, because urbandictionary.com has PFB to mean 'potential fuck buddy' as one of the definitions way down there!"

(True story)

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PFB

acronym for "Penn Football"

"Man! Did you see the PFB game last night?!"

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a shortening of 'Pink Fluffy Bunnies'

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Post-Finals-Blunt. smoking a blunt when you're done with school to kick off summer.

thursday at noon, meet me in the park for a PFB and lets get this summer started!

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An acronym that stands for "Pretty Fucking Bored." It's self-explanatory, really.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how goes?"

Guy 2: "I'm taking summer classes, my parents keep ragging on me to get a job, and my girlfriend dumped me last week."

Guy 1: "Yeeaaahhh. . . I've been PFB too."

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