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One of the best C-Walking (Crip Walking, Clown Walking) groups in existence. They are based in London and include Kynamite, GoSu, Murkee, Scrawler, and Rye. Their video has nearly 10 million views on YouTube as of 10-04-2008.
Random Gangster #1: You seen London 5 Way yet?
Random Gangster #2: Hell yeah man, those dudes can really move dey feet.
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The Four Way Crimp is an unprecidented 'extended' crimp( a musical rap-like nonsense poem) performed by Howard Moon, Vince Noir, Naboo and Bollo of The Mighty Boosh in series 3, episode 'The Crimp' when they are challenged to a 'Crimp-off' by impersonators Lance Dior and Harold Boon of The Flighty Zeus.
Vince, Howard, Naboo and Bollo smashed the Flighty Zeus up with their Four Way Crimp!
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Opposite of a devil's three-way. When God decides to send you two angles from heaven that you can bang all night, meaning two girls on one guy.
Jon: Yo man, I had Laura and Emma last night, that was awesom!
Jan: Damn, I wish I could have a angel's three-way with those two.
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When someone is killed while playing a computer game they respond with the words noE wai d00d! As an attempt at getting the hax0r banned from the game.
Person 1: HAHA I hax0red you!
Person 2: noE wai d00d!
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One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"
"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"
"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
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"I Go Bo Wai!" These were the first words of the great Text of the Sun. This book, one of twenty-two, was the Chinese philosopher Go Bo Wai's greatest work. Born of a goat and a flower, as legends say, he is hailed as the greatest philosopher since Confucius himself. His childhood was deeply troubled: His mother, Wis Wai Yu Go, and his father, Go Wan Wai were both poor merchants. They sold novelty tea sets for funerals, which, obviously, was quite a distasteful fetish at the time, unlike it is today. When Go Bo Wai was born, his parents took up dirt-farming, which, suprisingly, was less profitable. His sister Go Noo Wai, his brother Go Ah Wai, and their baby brother, Hermaf Ri Dite, (Or Hermy, as they called him), were all diagnosed with several diseases, including, but not limited to, childhood obesity, Cox's pox, hysterical pregnancy, debilitating overbites, and severe depth perception impairment. Go Bo Wai, though, somehow made it through his childhood with minimal terminal congenital diseases and few facial lesions. Sadly, his brothers and sister all died in, respectively, a freak abbacus accident, hysterical childbirth, and dehydration caused by sonic diarrhea: "the noisy killer." Go Bo Wai and his dog, Frankenpoopenmeyer, traveled across the known world in search of enlightenment, where he discovered the Polynesian beauty, Undunda. She became his muse. Together they conqured the world-- through beauty and sickeningly excessive lovemaking. Today we can thank Go Bo Wai for his many contributions to modern philosophy, art, and technology (He invented the derigible, the color "blue," the modern-day sweater, electricity, as well as ethnic profiling at airports. He was laid to rest in the year 666, which many insist is a sign for the coming of Doom's Day, then, others graciously stone those naysayers to death. Go Bo Wai died in the Massacre of St. Morticia, and is buried in one of many mass-graves at St. Morticia's Library for the Blind. A single axe-wielder butchered 700 blind people in one day, who were listening to Go Bo Wai give a speech on the wonders of visual art, and was accidentally lumped in with the blinds. Tragically, no one saw it coming. He shall be deeply missed by all.
"I Go Bo Wai!"
--Go Bo Wai, Text of the Sun, Book II, Line XXVI
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A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".
Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."
Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."
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