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i wanna bang you like a screen door

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

by jackie :) August 21, 2006

117πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 2, 2020

37πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more

from Jane Austen's Emma, meaning that i love you so much that i can even put it into words.

"(name) If I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

by bottomsblues November 13, 2022


I didn't know you were chill like that

I Didn't Know You Were Chill Like That, originally known as I Didn’t Realize You Were Chilling Dog, refers to a viral video trend on TikTok that involves one person in a car, predominantly a Tesla, giving a peace sign or hang ten sign to someone annoyed at their behavior. The trend started in mid-2022 on TikTok.

Walter white: Jesse do you wanna cook?
Jesse: Mr White I didn't know you were chill like that!

by Adolf Peterson October 18, 2022

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I wanna get you in bed ha

Well its actual meaning is getting you in Bed and having Sex.
But we better wait for his (or mOrks) explanation of the Song "LIPSTICK"

"Girl you dress to impress, I embrace you, I wanna get you in bed ha" - Taeyong's definition of putting you to sleep. ;)

by eetaeyong March 30, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 18, 2022