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A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.
I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.
Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.
Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!
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When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off
Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities
Is when a woman stands behind a man an reaches around an jerks him off. While the man is in the....
freeze put your hands in the air position
Man my girl came behind me outside at the party an gave me a wrap around beat down.
The small crusty particles of shit that cling to the hair surrounding ones shit hole in hot temperatures
God mate it’s so hot! If this heat continues there’ll definitely be some bees around the honey pot before noon
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The brown sugar reach around is when you feed somebody brown sugar to keep them distracted or satisfied while you fuck them in the ass. Mainly, it's the use of friendly deception while you screw someone over.
My soon to be ex and I were in divorce negotiations and I gave her the ol' brown sugar reach around.
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To hang around the Pennsauken track team and have your colon ruptured by them several times. Also, to be hated by one's father simultaneously. In another sense, the colon the ruptred is ruptured by the Terminator - see "industrial steel colon".
Look at the douche, he's Jeffin' around (to jeff), he's gonna have to be in the hospital for a rectal doctor for 3 months!
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