a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril
my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!
Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.
When you pin someone’s legs over their head then proceed to Superman punch their hole until your hand is deeper in them than Jeff Dunham is in Walter
I gave Stacy a Budapest fist bump last night! Apparently she has a thing for ventriloquists…
Lesbian intercourse
Scissoring
Rubbing pussies
"Stacey and Susie are about to go bump cat."
"Those lesbians."
When a guy puts coke one the end of his dick in a little pile and his bro snorts it off.
Hey bro, How bout a hammer bump for the road?
A Bump You Get When You Fuck A Hoe Thats Mixed With A Thot
" Damn That Nigga Craig Got A Hoethotical Bump From Keyshia , You Know She For Everybody "
"Fist Bump" is when you go to get a cupcake but 2 racist men catch you.
"fist bump."