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The best president you will ever meet. If you like Donald tump you will love Donald putin the best leaders combined. He will solve brexit and remember new decade new me
Person:wow brexit is trash
Dr Phil: well at least we have Donald Putin
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When you have a large fart about to erupt cup your hand over your sphincter and rock hand from side to side. This produces a sound remarkably similar to donald duck. Works even better in the shower.
Fuck that dinner party was dull until steve ripped that donald duck.
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When your fucking in any given position and the male pulls out busting his load on his hand, then takes that same hand to part his woman's hair. Then simpley pointing his finger at her saying, "YOUR FIRED"
She only wanted to fuck for no more than 5 min. so I gave her whoosh of Donald Trump
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A self-righteous, misguided, delusional, egomaniacal asshole who is running for President in 2016. Everyone minus republicans seem to hate him because if his idiotic views of Hispanic people causing all the crime and violence in our country, and every single one of them should be deported back to Mexico. Why people think someone like him is capable of being our president is beyond my knowledge.
Donald Trump will make our country great again!
2016 trump jackass republican
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A racist person who hates everyone and his dad gave his a small loan of A MILLION DOLLARS.hitlers brother...
Donald trump is gonna deport my Mexican family!
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Also know as DJT, Donny T, Orange Dongules the I, and the God Emperor.
The man who has triggered more pinko fagaloons and ANTIFA tards from the US to Timbuktu. Opponents of Donald are often gushing fans of captain homosex himself, Barack "im very much in the closet" Obama. Not even interference from Barry Teleprompter himself can stop Orange Man Bad from dropoing his colossal orange baton of justice upon all the foreheads of every baggy eyed bolshevik on earth.
Donald Trump made that pinko fagaloon Adam Sessler wish death upon everyone who doesnt share his retarded world views.
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